Perhatian Kepada Pendatang!!

Terima Kasih Kerana Sudi Menyinggah.. Segala Komen Dari Kalian Amat Dialu-alukan.. Maaf Jika Terdapat Kasar Bahasa Atau Tersalah Kata.. Diri Ini Hanyalah Hamba Allah Yang Lemah.. Sekian..

Kena Tag Pulak Dgn Si Kid..Caitt..

Kid Ni Betui Tak Adil..Haku Tag Dia,Tapi Dia Tag Aku Balik..Ciss...Berikut Adalah Soalan-Soalan & Jawapan-Jawapannya :

1)If You Were Free To Change Your Name Then What's Yours?
-Haku Rasa Nama Aku Dah Cukup Baguih Bapak Aku Bagi..Takmo Lah Tukaq2..

2)You Are Known As M'sia Most Hottest Man/Woman, Will You Prefer 'Warung' For Lunch?
-Roti Canai Satu,Teh Tarik Onney...

3)You Are Hunted!! You Should Bring 3 Most Important Belonging!!
-Sejadah Ntuk Sembahyang
-Kain Baju
-Gambar Parents Aku

4)Suddenly A Beautiful "Jin Ali Baba" Looks Like Erra Fazira Appear While You In Toilet And You Need To Complete All 3 Wishes In 3 Second Or She Will "Show" Your 18SX Pic In Internet! What Is Your Wishes?
-Aku Mintak Dia Blah Dari Dok Tengok Aku Buang Air..Dosa Lah Skodeng Orang..Haishh..

5)You Have 10 Minute To Live... What Will You Do?
-Tampau Kid Laju-Laju Sebab Bagi Tag Ni Kat Aku..Haha

6)You Drive BMW, Ride Harley , Wear Padini's Top To Bottom And A Hot Girl/Boy Dating You , But Only 5 Hinggit And No Credit Card In Your Pocket!! So Where To Dine?
-Kedai Mamak..Air Kosong 2,Kuih Bom 3 Bijik Sorang..Haha..

7)You've Reach The Moon, What Will You Place On It?
-Ntahlah..Tak Penah Terfikir Nak Pergi Bulan..

8)You Are Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie, Who Will You Bring To The Red Carpet Ceremony?
-Mestilah Nenek Aku..

9)You Found A Bag With 5 Million Ringgit Inside It! What Will You Do?
-Kasi Polis Lah(Jujur Pulak Aku Nih)

10)A Boy/Girl Which You Admired For A Very Long Time Asking For A Date, What Will You Do ( You Only Have 1 Ear, 1 Leg, 1 Hand,1 Eye, Big Nose, And 'Jongang'!)
-Hmm..Kalo Dia Terpikat Dengan Rupa Aku Sebegitu..Alhamdulillah..

11)You Married These Stars, What Malay Name Will You Give Them?
-Jason Mraz = AKU TAK MUNGKIN KAHWIN DENGAN DIA NIH!!!AKU MASIH SUKA PADA WANITA..
-Brad Pitt = AKU TAK MUNGKIN KAHWIN DENGAN DIA NIH!!!AKU MASIH SUKA PADA WANITA..
-Rain (Korean) = AKU TAK MUNGKIN KAHWIN DENGAN DIA NIH!!!AKU MASIH SUKA PADA WANITA..
-Kanye West = AKU TAK MUNGKIN KAHWIN DENGAN DIA NIH!!!AKU MASIH SUKA PADA WANITA..
-Rihanna = Romina
-Angelina Jolie = Azlina Jonet
-Ashwarya Rai = Aisyah
-Jessica Alba = Jenab

PA : Perghhh..Perah Otak Menjawab Soalan Peksa Kid Nih..Settle Haa Bro..Ngeee..

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